hotfag:

i just got really motivated for like 2 minutes but it went away

(Source: codymilestoner, via whoredinarygirl)

dutchster:

i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing it’s fins

(via relahvant)

mymompickedthisurl:

an animal not wanting me petting it hurts more than any anon ever could

(via evelyndalala)

puking:

life is hard when you’re shy and just below average looking

(via iimperffectionss)

umqra:

when it is ok for you to borrow my computer

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(via whoredinarygirl)

telapathetic:

When you check ur phone in the middle of the night

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(Source: telapathetic, via lolsofunny)

trillow:

this is an AWFUL sex position. why did i let you talk me into this. where are my arms

(via whoredinarygirl)

ignwhore:

*teacher hands you test*
“sorry I’m not interested”

(via k4tt-d)

jaclcfrost:

"i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression

(via whoredinarygirl)